What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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