Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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