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girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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