i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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