I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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