dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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