Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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