i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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