wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I think people are normalizing furries
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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