I want you more than these girls want KFC
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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