I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Just puked most of my soul out..
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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