she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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