My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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