What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
