note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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