it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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