Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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