she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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