I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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