lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You don't make any sense
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