in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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