oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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