dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Sext me about skeletons
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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