i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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