just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
