You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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