My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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