you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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