I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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