yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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