Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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