There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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