My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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