I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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