well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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