This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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