found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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