ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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