Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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