is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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