PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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