So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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