She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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