what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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