OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
There's always time for handjobs
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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