glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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