Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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