I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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