I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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