do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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